Another One Bites the Dust

Last week Shaun, the cook/dishwasher, called on Saturday to say his car was broken so he wouldn’t be at work on Sunday for his dishwashing shift. Needless to say, he was fired. If you want a job, you come to work.

Today Chris, the cook/dishwasher, called Darren and asked if Darren could pick him up. It seems on his way to work, he ran into a tree. Because he was drunk. He wanted Darren to pick him up before the cops got there.

Soooo…my question is: if he was too drunk to navigate around a stationary object, how did he think he was going to work a shift with things that move? People, for example.

The cops got him before Darren did and it’s just as well since he might, maybe still have a job(which he’s going to need to pay all his fines), but if he had come to work that shitfaced, he would have been fired.

And just when The Manager was bragging he finally had a crew that didn’t drink or do drugs.

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3 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. darcknyt
    Aug 17, 2009 @ 10:25:38

    Never open up and say it … jinxes it every time. 🙂

    Reply

  2. Vanessa (DarcsFalcon)
    Aug 17, 2009 @ 16:04:41

    So he was on his way to work drunk? Sheesh! What is wrong with people?!

    Reply

  3. steve
    Aug 19, 2009 @ 13:47:04

    …Sounds like some people on my crew ahhahah….thanks for the comedic break…hope all goes well for you…zman sends

    Reply

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