This is my term for women who do not sit on a toilet seat, but rather hover over it while they are peeing, causing pee to splash on the toilet seat. This falls in the category of Things That Piss Me Off. No pun intended. All you women out there, you know what I’m talking about. Unless you are a culprit.
There is nothing worse than sitting in pee because you don’t know it’s happened until you stand up, leaving two options: 1. Crab walk, pants down, out to the sink, hoping no one walks in the restroom or 2. Grin & bear it with someone else’s pee on your backside for the rest of the day.
Either option makes me want to hunt down the offender and punch them really hard.
Look, I don’t really care why you hover, all I’m asking is that you WASH THE PEE OFF THE TOILET AFTER YOU DO!! Leaving it for someone else is inconsiderate and rude. You are spreading germs, disgusting germs that end up in MY pants because you are too lazy to clean up after yourself.
And for crying out loud, flush when you are finished. Not flushing just makes the situation all the more wretched.