Hoverers

This is my term for women who do not sit on a toilet seat, but rather hover over it while they are peeing, causing pee to splash on the toilet seat. This falls in the category of Things That Piss Me Off. No pun intended. All you women out there, you know what I’m talking about. Unless you are a culprit.

There is nothing worse than sitting in pee because you don’t know it’s happened until you stand up, leaving two options: 1. Crab walk, pants down, out to the sink, hoping no one walks in the restroom or 2. Grin & bear it with someone else’s pee on your backside for the rest of the day.

Either option makes me want to hunt down the offender and punch them really hard.

Look, I don’t really care why you hover, all I’m asking is that you WASH THE PEE OFF THE TOILET AFTER YOU DO!! Leaving it for someone else is inconsiderate and rude. You are spreading germs, disgusting germs that end up in MY pants because you are too lazy to clean up after yourself.

And for crying out loud, flush when you are finished. Not flushing just makes the situation all the more wretched.

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5 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. steve
    Oct 07, 2009 @ 13:02:43

    I totally agree that Jane Adams is a huge douche for stiffing the waiter and why they fire the waiter he was just saying hey she stiffed me on a bill that SHE CAN PAY…..DOUCHEBAG HALL OF FAME…great segment their…keep in coming…..

    Didnt know hovering was such a huge issue either…cool to be a dude i guess……….stay dry and germ free…zman sends

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  2. DarcsFalcon
    Oct 07, 2009 @ 14:59:57

    So THAT'S how that happens! I always did sort of wonder how women could make such a mess – now I know.

    Use the liner ladies! And if that's not available, line the seat with TP, NOT pee. Ewww!

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  3. darcknyt
    Oct 07, 2009 @ 15:18:05

    *Blech!* Ick!

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  4. blunt delivery
    Oct 08, 2009 @ 20:47:58

    hahahha! oh man. so many peed on seats in women's bathrooms.

    seriously.

    and what's with the smell?

    thanks for stopping by, love the blog!

    Reply

  5. Kyra Halloway
    Aug 03, 2011 @ 18:54:36

    While, yes, it IS gross, urine is completely sterile when it leaves the human body, so you really aren’t getting any germs on your but from it.

    It is sterile until the air hits it. Then it is full of bacteria and other nastiness. Not only that, someone else’s pee is on my ass. Barf.

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