It seems there are a couple of creepy men cruising around town trying to sell vacuums and, of course, the child abduction alert is high. Anytime someone new shows up in town everyone assumes they are going to steal kids. The joys of life in a small town.
There have been complaints of these guys shoving their way into peoples’ homes and doing the high pressure sale. Why doesn’t anyone try to shove themselves into my home? Why do other people get all the excitement? Could it be the big ‘Beware of Dog(s)’ signs I have posted everywhere?
I know my neighbours ruin my fun by warning unsuspecting salesmen ahead of time. The last salespeople I had at my house were three women trying to sell me some religion. They stood on the sidewalk and knocked on the front of the house. My dogs hate that shit even more than they hate people knocking on the door. When I went outside to see what was going on, the women told me they had been warned about my dogs and were afraid to come to the door. And yet they still persisted. Must have been some good religion.
There are some things I never get tired of watching on YouTube. Here are a few of them:
Skidboot, the amazing dog.
Just plain fun.
Much more dramatic and amazing.
Miss Wyoming 2006, Jenileigh Sawatzke
My very own girl is on the left in the orange dress and she shows up doing a comedy monologue at about 30 seconds in.