We got us some new eye candy. Yes, oh yes we did.
The boy cooks get eye candy every spring when the summer servers arrive; us ladies are stuck with old men, perverts, and assholes. We’ve asked and asked for eye candy, but since it’s men doing the hiring, they aren’t about to hire someone we can imagine cooking in just a loin cloth.
But Darren did it! He hired us some eye candy!
As Jamie put it, “Hot damn! He has all his teeth!”
Zach and Darren are eye candy in their own way, but they are old, familar eye candy. They are sort of like the hand knitted afghan your grandma gave you compared with a new, bold coloured comforter at Linens & Things…you’d never get rid of the afghan, but man, that comforter sure would look good on your bed.
There were many red faces in the wait station today and more than one of us complained about the heat.
Hopefully, the eye candy stays.