Eye Candy

We got us some new eye candy.  Yes, oh yes we did.

The boy cooks get eye candy every spring when the summer servers arrive; us ladies are stuck with old men, perverts, and assholes.  We’ve asked and asked for eye candy, but since it’s men doing the hiring, they aren’t about to hire someone we can imagine cooking in just a loin cloth.

But Darren did it!  He hired us some eye candy!

As Jamie put it, “Hot damn!  He has all his teeth!”

Zach and Darren are eye candy in their own way, but they are old, familar eye candy.  They are sort of like the hand knitted afghan your grandma gave you compared with a new, bold coloured comforter at Linens & Things…you’d never get rid of the afghan, but man, that comforter sure would look good on your bed.

There were many red faces in the wait station today and more than one of us complained about the heat. 

Hopefully, the eye candy stays.


8 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. Bob
    Mar 17, 2010 @ 08:56:41

    When I saw the title of this blog, I was hopeful for some eye candy. 😦

    Sorry, but it’s eye candy for ladies since I’m one. I don’t regard women as eye candy.


  2. whatigotsofar
    Mar 17, 2010 @ 09:31:37

    Are you going to do that at home?

    HAHAHA! Probably not since he’s married, but it never hurts to look.


  3. Heif
    Mar 17, 2010 @ 10:37:26

    So how long before you see it laying across your bed?

    They eye candy is married so it will never be on my bed. Looking is free, though.


  4. Kate
    Mar 17, 2010 @ 12:22:46

    Nice analogy with the bedroom stuff – afghan and comforter. Ahem.

    Yeah, that was the only thing that came to mind. Hmmm….


  5. DarcKnyt
    Mar 17, 2010 @ 12:37:50

    Well! Congratulations! Have a fun, sweaty summer. 😉

    Oh yeah, it will be a sweaty summer…as soon as the temperature rises and the A/C doesn’t work. 😦


  6. Sparty Girl
    Mar 17, 2010 @ 14:19:24

    Woo-hoo!!!! Very happy for all you servers!

    The servers need something to look at too!


  7. DarcsFalcon
    Mar 18, 2010 @ 00:03:30

    Woo! Eye candy! Yay!

    Does he have a name or is that irrelevant? Or do you make up a name like Johnson, or Peter, or Sex-ay? 😉

    He has a name, but until he stays for a while I won’t mention it. If I made up a name it would have to do with his killer smile.

    Hope he works out work-wise! That would suck if you lost him because he didn’t do his job.

    Me too! Good looking or not, he has to do his job.


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