Finally and thank God.
Today was bad, but tonight sucked ass. The last table in the restaurant was 5 adults and 7 kids under the age of 5. Seven screaming kids. I thought my head was going to explode. As the people were getting ready to leave I looked around and saw the kids pouring salt & pepper on the tables I had just cleaned. One little girl was licking the table. I thought I was going to have to lie down in the waitstation to keep my head from rolling off. Then one woman said they had lost their daughter. WTF?! How do you lose your 2 year old kid in a restaurant? She wanted to know if the girl was in the kitchen. NO, SHE’S NOT IN THE KITCHEN! They found her in the men’s restroom playing with the pretty pink urnal cake, you know, the one everyone pees on. Yeah. You might want to wash her hands before she sticks them in your mouth. Dumbasses.
So the dogs and I are hitting the road tomorrow. If all goes well I should be with my kids in the afternoon. Yea for me!