It was uneventful to say the least. We weren’t very busy, I didn’t make much money, and everyone was very quiet. In other words, it was a snore of a night.
My last table came in 4 minutes before closing. They were tourists and were kind of shocked that we closed so early. It’s still sort of light out when we close so it does seem early. The guy asked if Cody would get the snow that Yellowstone Park was getting. I wasn’t aware of a storm in the area so he explained that the park was getting a lot of snow right now and they closed the gates. Yeah dude, it’s called WINTER. Yellowstone Park is closed for it every year from November until May. He was all bummed out that he and his wife couldn’t go up there. Way to research your vacation destination before you got there, Clark W. Griswold.
The only other notable event was the Eye Candy made the Page of Shame in the local paper. It seems he goes out by his house every morning to pray before he comes in to work (yeah, he fits in with us) and some woman called the sheriff to complain that he’s sleeping in his car. Sleeping/praying, it all looks the same. The sheriff called him at work today to ask what he was doing out there every morning. WTF?! You can deal drugs, watch child porn on your computer, beat your spouse, and/or abandon your animals, but you damn well better not pray in your car. The Eye Candy thought it was a little funny and couldn’t believe people actually called the police on that sort of stuff.
Oh yes we do. Yellowstone Park is closed and we don’t have anything else better to do.