This was a surprisingly slow night for Fire School weekend. Apparently there was a big party last night at the Silver Dollar Bar, where most of the town and the firemen drank all the booze in the world. The ones who didn’t drink came in for dinner after the school let out; the others went straight to their hotels and passed out. Remind me again, what is the brain’s retention ability when a person is still intoxicated or fighting a hang over?
Raecheal, the new girl has:
- Failing kidneys
- A titanium hip
Oh wait, the dyslexia cured itself when she hit her head.
She’s between 23 and 26 years old, but you would think she was 80 the way she goes on with all that is wrong with her. Tonight she was running on at the mouth about how her kidneys were failing and she didn’t think she could make it through her shift since she was still drunk from last night. I told her she wasn’t leaving so she might as well go take some aspirin and get over it. Then she complained that she might have a bladder infection from drinking too much. I told her bladder infections are caused by screwing dirty men in the parking lot behind the bar. She didn’t want to talk to me anymore. I was dying for her to tell me she had a yeast infection.
I didn’t make as much money as last night, but I had fun playing games with the dumb girl.