Last night on an episode of ‘Big Love’, Margie took Nickie and Barb to a diner to meet a potential fourth wife, Anna. Nickie was bitchy and mean to the server, who was the possible new wife. Margie was aghast at how Nickie was treating Anna, so Nickie snapped, “If you feel sorry, leave her 15 percent.”
Fifteen percent?! 15%?! For rude, snappish behaviour?! Fifteen percent is standard. It says, “Thank you for fetching my food and drinks while I sat on my ass, enjoyed my meal and left a mess for you to clean up.” Fifteen percent does NOT cover being a douchebag. That is extra.
But then, Nickie probably eats a lot of spit at restaurants.
The wind has been straight out howling here for the last two weeks. It’s the kind of wind which makes people stay indoors and murder their families. Usually we get strong, gusty wind in March and part of April…okay, who am I kidding, the wind ALWAYS blows in Cody. The wind seldom blows in Meeteetse, yet all the weeds and trash I raked out of my yard are now stuck in my neighbour’s fence. My neighbours love me.