I just finished 7 days in a row at the restaurant and I feel like a one legged man in an ass kicking contest. We have been abnormally busy and while that’s good for my wallet, it’s really hard on my old body.
The week almost passed without incident. Almost. Last night a table of bikers in Amber’s section waved me over and asked if they could have an apron for a practical joke. I told them they could purchase an apron for around six dollars and one of the guys said, “Just give us yours,” as he reached over and yanked me closer to him so he could untie my apron string. He got a little indignant when I slapped his hands and said, “YOU CANNOT HAVE MY APRON!!” Seriously, who does that shit?
Since I discovered how good sugar is in iced tea, I’ve been trying it on other things. If there’s one thing I can’t get enough of, it’s sugar. I bought a watermelon and it wasn’t very tasty so I cut it into chunks, sugared it and let it sit overnight in the refrigerator. It was so good I ate half of it the next day. Then I bought some peaches. Same deal. They taste better, but they aren’t very ripe and are hard as rocks. I can’t wait to buy more fruit so I can put sugar on it.