Every year at this time, we play Restaurant Survivor. It goes something like this: When we start closing at 9pm, we only need 8 servers. When we start closing at 8pm, we only need 6 servers. Currently, we have 12 servers. Guess what happens?
There were so many sad faces today when I mentioned the Restaurant Survivor game. There were also many sad faces when I told people why they would be voted out of the restaurant: not pre-busing, leaving early, shirking their closing duties, being lazy, and/or pissing me off. Hmmm…all the things I’ve been bitching about all summer.
I guess all 12 servers thought they were going to work 40 hours a week and piss me off all winter. Guess again.
There are 5 servers right now who will stay through the winter. One server from the summer gets to stay.
Who will it be?