Restaurant Survivor, Round 1

As I mentioned before, we have too many servers and cashiers for the winter.  That means some people have to go. 

The game started with: 


  • Anna
  • Me
  • Jamie
  • Dani
  • Trauma Queen
  • Tim
  • Amber
  • Katrina
  • Meghan
  • The Hypocrite
  • April

We need 8 servers when we start closing at 9pm and 6 servers for the winter. 


  • Kayla
  • Cora
  • Angel
  • Breianna
  • Stephanie
  • Ashley

We only need 4 cashiers once we start closing at 9pm. 

The game is to get people to quit before Darren has to give them the can. 

This will be useful at your next job.

We started closing at 9pm on Tuesday.  April left to go to college, Meghan put in her two weeks notice to move out of town.  The Hypocrite came to work on Saturday with around 20 Emo cuts on one arm and 10 on the other.  WTF?! 


She called in sick on Monday and said it was her appendix.  The thing about an appendix is you don’t think, you know.  You don’t go to the doctor when you feel like it, someone takes you to the emergency room where they schedule emergency surgery.  Or you die. 

My theory is she had a psychotic episode and had to be locked up with restraints.  She called in sick again on Wednesday and I think if you do that for three of your shifts, you self terminate.  I’m keeping my fingers crossed since I think she’s a postal rampage waiting to happen.  And then she’ll pray. 

11 – 2 = 9.  If The Hypocrite self terminates we will be on target. 

The cashiers were a little less dramatic.  Brieanna saw she only had 2 days on this week’s schedule, so she put in her two weeks notice.  She was all but banned from touching the cash register anyway, so it’s good she was the first to go. 

Round 2 will be sometime next month.  In the meantime, we have to weed down a couple more servers and one more cashier. 

Darren is better looking, but The Donald knows how to get rid of slackers.

On a sad note, my eye candy quit for a better job.  I’m surprised none of the ladies threw themselves under his tires to keep him from leaving.  

Bye bye Eye Candy.


8 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. Bob
    Sep 09, 2010 @ 05:08:10

    which one is the eye candy?

    The one in the red.


  2. Molly Malone
    Sep 09, 2010 @ 08:42:21

    Awesome! Fingers crossed that Hypocrite walks…

    I’m hoping she’ll be gone when I get back from my day off.


  3. whatigotsofar
    Sep 09, 2010 @ 09:52:35

    That’s the eye candy. Sarcastic wow. Slim pickings, eh?

    Well if you were here, you’d be the eye candy. You’re not, so he is.


  4. DarcKnyt
    Sep 09, 2010 @ 10:39:32

    I’m with Bob, which one’s the monkey-humper and which is the eye-candy? Or is it iCandy? Heh. Sorry. Couldn’t resist.

    The one in the red is the eye candy. The one in the yellow is Boy Cook Jarrod, he’s not a monkey humper.

    Well, we’ve got one candidate well on their way to elimination without any help from our judges, which will make the final decisions more difficult, I’m sure. But this is only round one! Can’t wait for the intensity and in-fighting to start!

    I love it when people self eliminate. You don’t have to feel sorry for them and they usually give us something to talk about for the winter.

    How ’bout the vets? Any of them on the bubble?

    Naw. The people who have been there are treated very well and won’t leave for another restaurant.


  5. izziedarling
    Sep 09, 2010 @ 13:21:47

    Fingers crossed that you get more eye candy!

    How am I supposed to make it through the winter without eye candy?!


  6. morethananelectrician
    Sep 09, 2010 @ 15:35:48

    How funny that the guys pick apart “eye candy.” We are worse than a bunch of women.

    Don’t kid yourself. Men resort to calling each other gay, women go for the kill. Men can never compete with the pure nastiness women can dish out.


  7. Bob
    Sep 09, 2010 @ 19:34:27

    I honestly thought the other guy was going to be the “eye candy”.

    Heh heh. He’s my cupcake.


  8. DarcsFalcon
    Sep 09, 2010 @ 23:29:27

    Ooh, I hope the Trauma Queen goes next, after the Hypocrite! That’s my vote. 🙂

    Me too.


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