I’ve noticed something in the last couple of weeks that’s really annoying me. Here’s the scenario:
I have two people at a table. When I serve the first person, the man (it’s ALWAYS the man) indicates where I should serve the other food.
Am I retarded?
Two people, two plates. I think I can figure it out.
And it’s not merely a casual gesture towards the other person or the man himself. It involves the man frantically patting the table in front of him, like a child, or jabbing a finger at the other person, like he’s directing traffic.
What’s worse is when the couple orders two different things and the man starts patting and jabbing the wrong food to the wrong person, and will even start arguing with me about who gets what while the food is still hovering over the table.
Listen, fucker. I do this for a living. I don’t need your help. If you think you can do my job, why don’t you don an apron and give it a go? Maybe then you’ll figure out what an annoying douchbag you are.