I Knew IT!

I am NOT crazy.

Despite the evil rumours you all have heard, I’m not losing my mind.

Last night, I started to shave my legs.  It’s a rare occurrence, but somewhat necessary.  I got out my razor, sat on the edge of the bathtub, lathered up my legs, reached for the razor…

It was gone.  Nowhere to be found.

I looked up on the rack where I usually keep it.  Not there.  I looked on both sides of me.  Nope.  I stood up, thinking maybe my over sized ass was covering it.  No dice.  It was disappeared.

So I got out a new razor and started shaving (and cut myself several times, I might add).  I finished the project (shaving my legs is nothing less than a project) with only 5 cuts on each leg.  Success!

But the mystery of the missing razor still haunted me.  Was there ever a razor on the rack?  Did I get it down or did I hallucinate it?  (I don’t take hallucinogenic drugs as a rule, but maybe someone slipped something into my Pepsi.  Stranger things have happened.)  Was my subconscious telling me I didn’t really want to shave my legs until I could braid the hair like some hippie?

Uh…no.  There really was a razor.  Apparently, Halo snatched it from beside me and ran off with it.  I found its remains in the living room this morning, all chewed up and mangled.

Stupid dog.  She makes me look bad.

Dummy

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10 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. CBG
    Oct 09, 2010 @ 04:33:11

    LOL! My hubby complained once that my legs were “picky” I only shave twice a year now…lol

    I don’t shave much in the winter, but I wear shorts in the summer so I give them a scraping every two weeks or so. I don’t have anyone to complain about my “picky” legs.

    CBG
    canadianbloggergirl.blogspot.com

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  2. redriverpak
    Oct 09, 2010 @ 07:29:37

    Cute! We got an idiot cat that will jump up on the bathroom counter and run off with q-tips to chew on.

    Halo is lucky she’s cute. It keeps her alive.

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  3. Jamie
    Oct 09, 2010 @ 13:48:25

    aw! ha ha! 🙂

    HAHA! Do you want her?

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  4. DarcsFalcon
    Oct 09, 2010 @ 18:42:12

    Now what does a dog need with a razor? Crazy dog! 😉

    She doesn’t need or know what to do with half the stuff she steals. I keep trying to tell her she doesn’t know what she’s doing, but she never listens.

    LOL I’m amazed she didn’t cut herself on that one.

    Dummies have good luck.

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  5. bluntdelivery
    Oct 09, 2010 @ 21:03:50

    get the laser hair removal.

    it hurts like a beotch, but after two years and alot of tears you never have to bother with this crap again.

    I don’t grow much hair except on my head so the laser removal wouldn’t really pay for itself.

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  6. skippymom
    Oct 10, 2010 @ 04:20:27

    That picture of you and the dog CRACKS ME UP. And honestly it makes you look good – skinny legs and all. [Yours not hers:)]

    Sadly, that’s my daughter in pants which make her look bigger than she is. Oh to be that skinny again. Halo was seeking protection from the squirt bottle.

    [and no, I do not want her – I have my own dog issues right now. hee]

    Dogs are so silly, but worth the trouble.

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  7. Ahmnodt Heare
    Oct 10, 2010 @ 14:21:53

    Dogs may do things like steal razors and lick their privates in public, but they are good people.

    They are. I don’t know what I’d do without mine.

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  8. beckyb26
    Oct 13, 2010 @ 18:53:26

    Dogs are super annoying at times, but what I wouldn’t give for Pepper to be beside me right now begging me to take her for a walk.

    I love every minute with my dogs and I would rather be with them than with most people. I can still give Halo hell, though. Dummy dog.

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  9. sian
    Nov 21, 2010 @ 07:46:39

    i hate dogs and one day i hope there is no dogs ever again

    Your life must be extremely empty and devoid of hope.

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