Riddle Me This…

Why is it that I find food in the ladies’ room almost every night I clean it?

While this may be a throne, it is not a place to eat.

I’ve found crackers, rib bones, celery, carrot sticks, French fries and garlic toast in the ladies’ room.

Seriously.  WTF is going on?

The crackers gave me pause since they were scattered around one of the toilets.  Who sits on the can and nibbles a cracker?

I find most of the other items on the sink counter, but even that is strange.  Who takes food with them to the restroom?

The celery and carrot sticks could be useful to purge after all that binge eating, and judging from the looks of the toilet most nights, we have a lot of binge and purge eaters.  Now that I’m thinking about it, I suppose a rib bone could serve the same purpose.  The French fries are too limp and wiggly to be any use at all.

So that means there is no reason to have French fries, garlic toast or crackers in the restroom. 

Do women continue to stuff their faces even when they are in the shitter?  Are women’s lives so hectic that they have to eat and get rid of it at the same time?  Can anyone say, “airborne bacteria?”  I have a hard enough time breathing in a public restroom, there is no way I’m going to eat something while I’m in there.

Just to clarify here, the dining room is for eating, the restroom is not.