Here’s the deal: When your kid starts throwing things under the table, STOP giving him stuff! I know you think he’s old enough to feed himself, but I’m telling you he’s not. Save the self feeding lessons for home where YOU can clean up the mess.
In addition to food, I found 2 glasses, 2 spoons, a knife, a fork, 5 crayons, 2 straws, and a shit pile of napkins, which you threw on the floor in a half assed attempt to clean up the glass of milk your kid poured under the table.
The 16% tip you left was adequate, but it did not make up for all the cleaning I had to do after you left. Oh, and since you seated yourself, dirtied one table and then decided to seat yourself at a different table, I actually had to clean up two of your messes.
Did you notice how no one else was sitting around you? That’s because that section was closed. The server who left at 5pm cleaned and closed that section so I wouldn’t have to, but you foiled her plan. Not only did you leave a hell of a mess, but you left it at a table I wouldn’t have had to clean. This is why we pay a hostess, you know, that woman you elbowed out of the way to seat yourself.
Seriously, you pissed me off.