Don’t sneer at our menu. When you have to shoehorn yourself into a booth, I know there isn’t much you won’t eat. Don’t try to act as if you can’t find anything you like because from the looks of you, you would eat shoe leather or a belt. When I bring the food, don’t adopt an air of disgust. I know you will eat everything including the plate if I don’t get it off the table fast enough.
You aren’t fooling anyone.