Al-Quieda: Hello Glory, how are you today?
Me: I’m good. How was your day off?
AQ: It was good.
Me: Was it restful?
AQ: No, not really.
Me: Well, did you at least rest your throwing arm…ice it down and all that?
AQ: (laughing) No, no I didn’t.
Me: We can’t have our star player out with a throwing injury. You need to take care of yourself.
AQ: I’m going to throw you.