Day Shift Part II

The following story also happened during yesterday’s day shift, and try as I might, I can’t get it out of my head.

Two women, a man and a little girl came in yesterday afternoon.  They wanted to know where they could find a pay phone.  Do they even make pay phones any more?  Beats me.  I asked other people and no one knew where to find a pay phone.  The people didn’t speak English very well, so I think they thought we were lying to them.  They said it was really important because one of the women needed to contact a man who was supposed to be at one of the main street shops and he wasn’t there. 

Again, I don’t know where there is a pay phone.  Sorry.

They left, but then they came back with the missing man.  He was around 55 years old and looked like a greasy Indian***, but he spoke French like the rest of them.  They sat down and were more than a little rude about their drinks.  Probably still pissed off about the pay phone.  I took the drinks out and started to take their order.  I figured out that one man and one woman were a couple.  They ordered.  I started to take the young woman’s order, but I couldn’t because she had her tongue stuffed down the greasy Indian’s throat.

She was 24 years old (at most) and she cleaned this guys tonsils and dry humped him the entire time they were in the restaurant.  The guy couldn’t even talk about whatever the hell he was trying to talk about because she had her mouth on his like a suction cup.  It was disgusting.

I don’t care if you’re gay or straight; the same age or years apart.  To quote Sheryl Crow, “if it makes you happy, it can’t be that bad,” however, I DON’T WANT TO SEE IT.  There are places for this sort of behaviour.  They are called motel rooms or your own home.

I can understand being happy to see someone, but holy shit, let the guy take a breath.

***I mean no disrespect towards greasy Indians. 


Big Bald Guy has been jokingly hitting on me for the last two nights.  He gets thisclose to me and shows me his ‘sexy face’.  Tonight I told him he was embarrassing me because I’m a shy girl and can’t handle such blatent sex appeal.  He made his ‘sexy face’ for Al-Quieda and he asked, “Is that your rapist face?  ‘Cuz that’s what you look like.  No wonder she’s scared.”

This is a sexy face.


10 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. DarcKnyt
    Jul 22, 2011 @ 06:49:43

    I’m sort of creeped out just thinking about this. It’s like that old actor who recently wed the 16 y/o girl. Sorta. Okay, not THAT bad, but … ick.

    As long as everyone is legal age, I’m in the ‘whatever floats your boat’ group and since I’m a cougar, I can’t throw rocks. But again, take it home. No one wants to see “your love”.


  2. thelifeofjamie
    Jul 22, 2011 @ 07:08:04

    not to sound like a broken record…but I love Al-Quieda!



  3. Sparty Girl
    Jul 22, 2011 @ 08:28:58

    I’m with Jamie. Al-Quieda rocks!



  4. Rachel
    Jul 22, 2011 @ 09:44:42

    Ugh…I always find it cringeworthy when a 20-something year old chic is with a guy more than 10 years her senior. If she were dry-humping him in front of me, I don’t think I could hold my shit together. I”d probably blurt out something like ‘guess it’s true what they say about the French,’ and get fired.

    The age difference doesn’t bother me, it’s the display of something best left in the bedroom.

    Why do people do that in restaurants? Mine has a couple that we call the Hickies. After what they give each other over the course of hours in some poor server’s section. We were so afraid they’d come in on Valentine’s day and go all the way..

    Oh barf. I once saw some woman give a guy a hand job while her kids were sitting across from them. Gag.


  5. LS
    Jul 22, 2011 @ 13:07:53

    Perhaps they were French Métis.

    I have no idea.


  6. DarcsFalcon
    Jul 24, 2011 @ 23:52:51

    In front of the little girl?! Good grief! I’m surprised the ones who were her parents were okay with that.

    The maker-outer was her mom. I was thinking maybe a mail order bride?

    Well. Maybe not. *sigh*

    Now that IS a sexy face!


  7. wigsf
    Jul 25, 2011 @ 03:51:51

    Question about Indian: casino or tech-support?

    Casino. I guess I should be more specific.


  8. Molly Malone
    Jul 25, 2011 @ 14:21:29

    Ugh – I hate public sexers! The most I can handle is a lingering kiss – anything more than that (that should be done in private, preferably with the lights out) shouldn’t be done in broad daylight around other people…

    Holding hands (or a raging hard on) is a perfectly acceptable way of showing someone you are happy to see them. Everything else needs to stay home.


  9. FrontDeskGirl
    Jul 25, 2011 @ 18:16:28

    I don’t think they still make pay phones anymore – when we get asked for them at the hotel, we shrug and tell the person to call from their room. Or their cell phone…

    The have pay phones at Walmart, but that’s across town from us. Other than that, I can’t remember seeing a pay phone in years.


  10. thatgengirl
    Jul 26, 2011 @ 18:52:46

    Not to go off-topic, but … who is that in the sexy face photo, and does anyone say Hum-a-nah! Hum-a-nah! anymore?

    I don’t know who he is…just some random good looking guy I found on google. He made me say hum-a-nah! hum-a-nah!


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