I’m going into my second week of unemployment while the Spaghetti Western gets new carpet and everyone gets a much needed break from the craziness that was summer and fall. I posted about all the baking I’ve been doing in my free time. I’ve also had way too much time to surf the internet.
Maybe the dog ate all her panties and she had to go buy new ones.
Or maybe her mirror broke.
Or maybe she needed to rush out for some vegetables after a hard night of hooking.
Or maybe she woke up with her head on back wards.
Or maybe she was on her way to a costume contest.
Or a hoe-down.
Whatever the reason, why dress up to go buy crap? Hell, I have to check the site every now and again to make sure I’m not on it. Wyoming seems to be the least represented state and I don’t know if that’s because there are so few people or so few people who actually know how to operate their cell phone cameras.
The people at Awkward Family Pet Photos are different because they actually got dressed up, posed, and paid someone to take their picture. With all that planning, one would think everything would turn out just fine. One would be horribly mistaken.
At first glance I thought this was a boy, then I realized it was a girl. Does it matter? It’s an androgynous young person holding a freaky-assed monkey while not wearing pants. The Santa suit just adds insult to injury.
Hi! I’m a serial killer and you’re my next victim!
And what the hell happened here? A picture’s worth a thousand words and I think all the words are PERVERT! This has to be some sort of bestiality ring where unsuspecting small dogs need more than Cesar Millan to recover. The look of pure pleasure on the guy’s face…should I laugh or forward this to PETA?