Davey and the Cheeseburger Whore

Yesterday was a day that ended in ‘y’ (I’m beginning to think it should be ‘why?’) so it was time again to bring out the crazy:

  • Davey couldn’t come to work because he was having another meltdown and couldn’t get out of bed.  Betty Booze relayed this message to Bagheera 20 minutes before the bar was supposed to open.
  • Betty Booze came back to the restaurant, bawling and howling, because Davey kicked her out of the house and doesn’t want to be her boyfriend anymore.
  • Davey and the Cheeseburger Whore started drinking in the bar at around 2 in the afternoon.
  • The bartender who had to pull a double because of Davey’s “meltdown” wanted to stab him in the eye.
  • King Triton told the Cheeseburger Whore she was no longer welcome in the bar.
  • Davey told King Triton to “shove this job up your ass” and he ran off with the Cheeseburger Whore.
  • Literally, since neither of them have a vehicle.
  • Davey called King Triton to confirm the job was up his ass and whined, “You’ve been nothing but mean to me since I started working.”
  • Boo Fucking Hoo.
  • I got tired of looking at Speedy’s peach slop so I turned it into a delicious bread pudding.

I can’t wait to see what today brings.

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10 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. DarcKnyt
    Aug 01, 2012 @ 14:29:25

    Careful what you wish for… 😉

    Tell me about it. 😦

    Reply

  2. Squiggy's mom
    Aug 01, 2012 @ 22:35:01

    Me too!

    Reply

  3. wigsf3
    Aug 02, 2012 @ 03:51:47

    How messed up does somebody have to be to not show up for work at a bar then show up later as a patron of the bar?

    He lost some of his toes from doing drugs and getting gangrene. That’s how messed up he is.

    Reply

  4. thelifeofjamie
    Aug 02, 2012 @ 08:03:03

    this is exhausting!

    Try living it.

    Reply

  5. DarcsFalcon
    Aug 02, 2012 @ 22:29:16

    Wait – so there’s a job opening AND peach pie pudding?! Sounds like it’s actually been a pretty good day! LOL 🙂 Or will be anyway, for somebody.

    Two job openings actually.

    Reply

  6. beansprowtcrocodile
    Aug 06, 2012 @ 05:22:49

    I have nominated you for the One Lovely Blogger award and the Versatile Blogger award, just in case you wanted to know 😀

    Thank you very much! I’ll check it out.

    Reply

  7. The Good Greatsby
    Aug 06, 2012 @ 07:32:25

    Is 2 in the afternoon too early to start drinking?

    It is when you are supposed to work until 5.

    Reply

  8. Ahmnodt Heare
    Aug 08, 2012 @ 19:06:01

    I have a lot of stories about weird things my co-workers have done, but it’s sad considering I have spent most of my working career self-employed.

    Reply

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