Cartman (see Cast of Characters) used to work for the town, but quit/got fired for sleeping at work and being all around lazy. He now works at the Cowboy and, surprisingly, ranks 4th (out of 5) on the Lazy Bartender Scale. Yes, there are 3 bartenders even more lazy than he is.
Foghorn Leghorn and his drunk girlfriend were living in a camper trailer until it got sub-zero (and they got kicked to the curb by the friend they were freeloading off). Since they both spend more than they make on booze and cigarettes, they can’t afford to rent a house/apartment on their own.
Cartman to the rescue.
He offered his extra bedroom to Foghorn Leghorn and his drunk girlfriend, and they moved in right before Christmas. Very soon she decided the kitchen needed a good cleaning (I’ve heard he has as much dog shit in his house as I do in my yard). Apparently it was so bad she had to step into the bathroom to gag and when she came out she found Cartman peeing in the kitchen sink.
That right there is some funny shit. I know I’m going to hell, but every time I think of it I can’t stop laughing.