Best Movie Lines

How about a contest?  The first one to name the movies that the following 20 quotes are from receives a t-shirt from the restaurant.  Family doesn’t get to play (yes Brandy, I’m talking about you and your encyclopedic knowledge of movie quotes).

1.  “Take me, Garth” 

       “Where?  I’m low on gas and you need a jacket.”

2.  “Zed”s dead, baby.  Zed”s dead.”

3.  “I’m in deep shit; Deep Shit, Arkansas.”

4.  “You pumpkin pie hair cutted freak.”

5.  “That John Denver’s full of shit.”

6.  “He says we’re going the wrong way.”

       “Oh, he’s drunk.  How does he know where we’re going?”

7.  “Your husband ain’t dead, lady.  He’s hiding.”

8.  “Are you not entertained?”

9.  “I wouldn’t live with you if the world were flooded with piss and you lived in a tree.”

10.  “They should’ve sent a poet.”

11.  “I have two guns.  One for each of ya.”

12.  “The shitter was full.”

13.  “The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t exist.”

14.  “There is a silence where hath been no sound.  There is a silence where no sound may be.  In the cold grave, under the deep deep sea.”

15.  “Who the fuck does she think she is?”

16.  “Do you want to be leader of this gang?”

         “No, we agreed:  No leader.”

         “Right.  So shut up and do as I say.”

17.  “Just breathe.”

18.  “This town needs an enema.”

19.  “We were selling rich women their own fat asses back to them.”

20.  “What makes you think she’s a witch?”

           “Well, she turned me into a newt.”

            “A newt?”

            “I got better.”

            “Burn her anyway!”